Rumour Blogging for Dummies

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Do you ever feel like everyone around you has NHL scoops? Get the feeling that you’re the only one without sources about rumours? Feeling unpopular and bullied? Do you like role play? Feel the need to be popular and appreciated? It’s easy. Become a Rumour Blogger!

Rumour blogging is becoming more and more popular, as shown by the number of them coming out of the woodworks in the past couple of years. Move over Eklund, you have company, as more regular Joe’s want to take advantage of people’s naïve nature to make themselves look important!

But how does someone become a Rumour Blogger? I’ve created an easy to follow, step by step guide to help you do just that. Try it, it’s really simple!

 

  • Create a username. Don’t use your real name and ensure no one finds out, at all cost;

 

  • Get a Twitter account. A web site to post on is preferable, especially if you can edit at a later date, but optional;
  • Find at least one big, gullible and desperate fan base and focus on them mostly, especially when you’re in dire need of attention;

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  • Proper spelling is preferred, but not crucial as people are so desperate for juicy rumours, that they will overlook the fact that GM’s, scouts or other personnel would want their message written by an illiterate;
  • Don’t give too much information. The more info you give, the higher the risk of getting caught in a lie;
  • Be vague, yet leave some meat on the bone;
  • Tell your followers not to believe everything that’s out there, but insist that they should trust YOU as you’re not like others;
  • Once in a while, make something up to be the first to come out with that rumour, so that people don’t think you’re stealing from others. You’ll be surprised to see how many others will say they’ve heard the same thing;
  • Come up with a rumour quoting one source, and then contradict that rumour a few days later saying you got information from another source. You can’t lose that way;
  • Often mention that you can’t divulge your source not to burn them or compromise their job;
  • Agree with some other rumours, other times say that you haven’t heard that;
  • Pretend to have appointments with your sources, meeting, phone calls. This will bring credibility to the untrained eye;
  • Often use the line that most rumours don’t result in trades. People can defeat that no matter how hard they try;
  • Make sure to use the canned answers: “Cap space can be cleared” and “don’t shoot the messenger”. It’s an easy cope out of difficult situations when confronted;
  • If they catch you in a lie, ask them why they’re following you if they don’t want to believe;
  • Tweet something immediately after a traditional media or another insider. If someone challenges you, pretend you didn’t see it or that you have the same info, so it must be true;
  • Re-tweet everyone who agrees with you. While it may not add to your credibility, showing the world that some are gullible to believe you will make you feel better;
  • Make sure to piggy back what others are reporting, especially if it’s more than one. You wouldn’t want to be left out if it were to materialize;
  • Always claim to have a source better than your other ones. This will bring more attention to yourself when you feel the time is right, like at the trade deadline or at the amateur draft;
  • When a trade actually happens, pretend to have predicted it. People are lazy and won’t go check, some will concur;
  • And remember that the more crap you throw on the wall, some will eventually stick!

 

While I’ve created this guide in good humour, don’t think for one second that it isn’t true. GM’s and team officials don’t reveal information to that many people. Very few are legitimate and all claim to be the ones to be trusted.

In conclusion, I highly suggest you read The story of Dallas Dave, a Rumour Blogger who, after reaching some success, decided to come clean. Great story!

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Habs Are Not Alone Looking For A Forward

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Fans can be fun to watch, read and listen to at times. Other times, they can be annoying and obnoxious. But when they become General Managers is when the comedy act reaches its peak. Sitting in their basement in their underwear, as we like to picture them, they truly think that trades are easy to make: heck, they do it all the time on EA Sports and they win their league every time they play, often with the difficulty level adjusted to their skills’ level.

But when you want to inform yourself, when you want to know how things really work, you have to listen to the people who work in the field, the professionals who do the wheeling and dealing. It also doesn’t hurt to listen to the true insiders. Not the ones pretending to be, you know the ones making things up for their five minutes of fame, but the true ones, the ones making a good living working for legitimate outfits.

There are a few more, but the most notable NHL Insiders are Bob McKenzie, Pierre LeBrun, Darren Dregger, Elliott Friedman and from time to time, Nick Kypreos. Or if you can’t be bothered to try following them all, you can always follow the articles of Lyle Richardson on his site, Spector’s Hockey, as he gathers for us all of the daily rumours from reputable sources around the NHL, amongst other things.

At the intermission of the Canadiens and Blue Jackets’ game this past Tuesday, McKenzie said that talks have heated up since the Matt Duchene trade, and he mentioned that the Habs, amongst other teams, were looking to add a scoring forward. He went further by mentioning a list of 10 teams looking for the same thing.

If you understand marketing, you will recognize that the demand is much higher than the supply. It won’t be easy finding scoring and the prices will be sky-high… McKenzie and LeBrun pointed out, rightfully so, that there are simply not enough quality forwards available to satisfy those teams. It makes it a seller’s market.

Still, you will see some people who will tell you that it’s the GM’s job to make trades, no matter what, and they will use the “excuses” escape route to convince you. Those people, most of whom have an axe to grind for one reason or another, will use every irrational way that they can manufacture to pretend that trades are easy to make, a claim they will be making as they take their pants off and return to their basement… Just be smart in who you believe folks. If you’re going to wager, stick with the pros, not the drama queens.