Habs Parody: Go Habs Go (Let It Snow)

Christmas time… the lucky ones have some snow, but it looks like the Okanagan, BC’s interior, won’t this season. Still, it’s a time to rejoice, laugh, trying to see the positive in the people around us. It’s time to unwind a bit and enjoy life. Christians have an additional reason but all can take the time to reflect and perhaps enjoy the littles things a bit more. In this Christmas spirit, here’s another parody of your beloved Canadiens.

Oh, the season ahead is frightful

But the game is so delightful

And since we’ve no place to go

Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go!

Man, it’s hard to refrain from cheering

As we watch these guys go flying

Expectations were way down low

Watch’em go, watch’em go, watch’em go!

When they’re playing on hockey night

Looking at Drouin and Domi perform

And if number 90 shall strike

Chanting Tataaar is the norm!

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But the PK is slowly dying

Special teams are plain alarming

The powerplay has been a no show

Let’em blow, let’em blow, and blow!

When Carey’s game is airtight

We’ll be able to weather the storm

The Captain is back to fight

Scaring them all with his bomb!

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Come on fans keep encouraging

By their side, we are still standing

And as long as we love them so

Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go, Go Habs Go!

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Must be Jordie (Christmas Parody)

Christmas is a time for laughter, for joy, for happiness. In that frame of mind, I have ‘unblocked’ all Habs’ fans that I had blocked on Twitter over the years, in the Christmas’ spirit. People change and everyone deserves a second chance. In that spirit, I decided to write a few Christmas parodies, so light humour about our beloved Montreal Canadiens. Hope you enjoy and if you don’t, Merry Christmas to you anyway.

Who’s got a beard that’s long and red
Jordie’s got a beard that’s long and red

Who plays hockey on a special night
Jordie plays hockey on a special night

Special Night, beard that’s red

Must be Jordie
Must be Jordie
Must be Jordie, Jordie Benn

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Who wears skates and a jersey of red
Jordie wears skates and a jersey of red

Who wears a helmet on his head
Jordie wears a helmet on his head

Helmet on head, jersey that’s red
Special night, beard that’s red

Must be Jordie
Must be Jordie
Must be Jordie, Jordie Benn

Who’s got a big red cherry nose
Jordie’s got a big red cherry nose

Who laughs this way HO HO HO
Jordie laughs this way HO HO HO

HO HO HO, cherry nose
Helmet on head, jersey that’s red
Special night, beard that’s red

Must be Jordie
Must be Jordie
Must be Jordie, Jordie Benn

Who very soon will come our way
Jordie very soon will come our way

Eight little teammates pull his weight
Jordie’s little teammates pull his weight

Teammates weight, pull away
HO HO HO, cherry nose
Helmet on head, jersey that’s red
Special night, beard that’s red

Must be Jordie
Must be Jordie
Must be Jordie, Jordie Benn

Shea, Mikey, David, Petry,
Carey, Antti, Gally and Domi

Teammates weight, pull away
HO HO HO, cherry nose
Helmet on head, jersey that’s red
Special night, beard that’s red

Must be Jordie
Must be Jordie
Must be Jordie, Jordie Benn