Must be Jordie (Christmas Parody)

Christmas is a time for laughter, for joy, for happiness. In that frame of mind, I have ‘unblocked’ all Habs’ fans that I had blocked on Twitter over the years, in the Christmas’ spirit. People change and everyone deserves a second chance. In that spirit, I decided to write a few Christmas parodies, so light humour about our beloved Montreal Canadiens. Hope you enjoy and if you don’t, Merry Christmas to you anyway.

Who’s got a beard that’s long and red
Jordie’s got a beard that’s long and red

Who plays hockey on a special night
Jordie plays hockey on a special night

Special Night, beard that’s red

Must be Jordie
Must be Jordie
Must be Jordie, Jordie Benn

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Who wears skates and a jersey of red
Jordie wears skates and a jersey of red

Who wears a helmet on his head
Jordie wears a helmet on his head

Helmet on head, jersey that’s red
Special night, beard that’s red

Must be Jordie
Must be Jordie
Must be Jordie, Jordie Benn

Who’s got a big red cherry nose
Jordie’s got a big red cherry nose

Who laughs this way HO HO HO
Jordie laughs this way HO HO HO

HO HO HO, cherry nose
Helmet on head, jersey that’s red
Special night, beard that’s red

Must be Jordie
Must be Jordie
Must be Jordie, Jordie Benn

Who very soon will come our way
Jordie very soon will come our way

Eight little teammates pull his weight
Jordie’s little teammates pull his weight

Teammates weight, pull away
HO HO HO, cherry nose
Helmet on head, jersey that’s red
Special night, beard that’s red

Must be Jordie
Must be Jordie
Must be Jordie, Jordie Benn

Shea, Mikey, David, Petry,
Carey, Antti, Gally and Domi

Teammates weight, pull away
HO HO HO, cherry nose
Helmet on head, jersey that’s red
Special night, beard that’s red

Must be Jordie
Must be Jordie
Must be Jordie, Jordie Benn

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